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Iris Kelly Doesn't Date by Ashley Herring Blake
3.5
**SPOILERS***
- Maeve & Liam are adorable - Addison sounds like a real treat - Yeahh Jillian sucked big time - I don’t know why people treat being single like it’s some sort of disease or condition - So long as the person is happy, who cares????? - I love Iris so much - Zach sounds like an asshole so you know what, good for her. Take that Maeve - We love a very queer group of friends - Stevie has good buddies - Ughh gay Shakespeare is the best - Stevie is a wreck - We would get along swimmingly - I strongly dislike parents who are obsessed with their kids having children - Will the parents be raising their grandchildren full time? No? Then shut the fuck up - It’s not your call - Iris & Simon’s friendship is really cute - Oh Stevie, girl, you really are a mess - Well that was painful to read - Talk about a meet disaster - I am HERE for it - Wow this book does not pull any punches with the feelings - I would like to wrap Iris in blankets & tell her it’s going to be okay - The cameos from the previous books are lovely - Simon is a good friend - Stevie is a chronic people pleaser & I sincerely hope Iris changes that - This is going to be interesting - We’ve made it to the fake dating!!!!! - Iris there are literally 9000 books involving fake dating - Now is not the time for your trope superiority complex - For someone who is so dramatic & outgoing, Iris is sometimes shockingly bad at communication - There’s a 99% chance that Vanessa is fine, but the vibes are off - Stevie meets the crew - 10/10 - Well fuck you Lucy & fuck you too Jillian - The sauna scene was 🥹🥹 - Wow okay Adri literally all of that was unnecessary - Also - You don’t talk about someone’s meds in front of someone new that’s just being a raging asshole - Wow I relate so hard to Stevie & the being very uncomfortable with some words 😂 - This is going to be fun - The candles!! - I really appreciate the emphasis on separating romance from sex - Iris you are in so much trouble - Ahh yes, there are obviously no feelings happening here - Nary a single feel to be found - The running vomiting joke is the best - Have I mentioned that I do not like Adri - She sucks so much - Oh Stevie - I don’t know that I’m loving the whole lessons thing - “Her eyes like shovels” is not my favourite analogy - Wow Iris has a lot to work through - I think Stevie is the right person to help tbh - Dr Calloway sounds like a party - Stevie is too precious - Iris my friend just give it up - I’d just like to say that I’m a very big fan of Astrid’s character development over the series - *gasp* have we made… progress????? - Iris I’m going to punch you in the fucking face - STEVIE BOOKED YOU A HOT AIR BALLOON DATE. COME. ON. - Foiled by the teenager - Well at least we relieves some sexual tension - Look I know Ren means well but that doesn’t mean that they have the right to get all up in Stevie’s business - God fucking dammit Ren this is not your place - Stevie you have been a bit of a dink - Well that was heart wrenching & awful & terrible - Iris!!!!!! W H Y - “Stevie clicked her phone dark” is an incredibly awkward & unwieldy sentence - Iris you stubborn little shit come on - We did the thing!! It just took way too fucking long - Okay the book thing was really adorable - Love love love the foursome walking down the aisle - Man I’m sad to leave Bright Falls. It was so incredibly gay & I loved every minute of it