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You, with a View by Jessica Joyce
4.0
- Lord Huron is the best
- Because I’m a contrarian, it is entirely possible to have more than one love of your life
- Peloton classes are no joke, in Noelle’s defence
- So these two definitely wanted to bang in high school, they just hid behind insults & derision instead
- The mystery of Gram & Paul is fun
- Not to be stereotypical, but I’m not sure an elderly man would have a soft top Bronco…
- Now, a 30 under 30 person would probably have a Bronco
- Oh Paul, you adorably devious old man
- Also, you know Theo is an absolute sucker for Noelle because she has a nickname
- Dimples & money are a dangerous combination
- Okay Jessica we need to pump the brakes on this “dimple popping” descriptor because I’ve already had to read it too many times. I’m on page 54…
- Betty the bronco 🥹😍
- Boners for Broncos isn’t a horrible band name
- I can’t wait for Theo to express his love & pining for Noelle
- Road trip tiiiiiiiiime
- This is going to be good
- Well Theo’s dad sounds like a garbage person
- There better be some good smut in this book or I will throw my ereader across the room
- Dresses are an excellent reason not to wear pants
- *sings* there’s wine & sexual tensioooooon
- I feel a one bed scene happening
- It better be fucking good
- Emphasis on the fucking
- “We’re not the same people we were in high school” really sounds like “now I can stop pretending I hate you”
- I think I love Thomas
- Oh Theo
- The levels of pining are lethal
- I really love Paul
- Oop Theo’s gone into protector mode 👀👀
- We do love being told to take our pants off in a bossy tone
- McAngsty is an A+ nickname
- Oh yes because “look but don’t touch” always goes so well when there’s like 10 years of built up sexual frustration
- “I saw your Tic Tac” 🥹🥹
- Paul must be protected at all costs
- We need a Paul fan club
- Cheeky cheeky Theo
- 12/10 for that kiss
- Oooooooooh it’s one bed time!!!!!
- I am LIVING
- Theo could you at least have your big sad with Noelle & Paul instead of being all dark & morose about it like come on my dude
- Can we please give Jessica Joyce all the awards for not mentioning dick size? It might be coming (ha ha) during the actual sex scenes but there has not been a singular peen measurement comment which is fucking delightful
- Paul is the sneakiest & I love him
- This is so fucking cute I’m dying
- Also as a lover of travel, this book really speaks to my soul
- Not a fan of this “dickmatized” business
- Aaaaaand now we’ve mentioned the size of the peen *sigh*
- I was so hopeful
- Okay that wasn’t awful actually
- Thomas kills me
- Paul absolutely knows what’s going on
- He’s a smart man
- & these two are not subtle
- This book is really a love letter to grandparents & it’s so heartwarming
- If Sean ever tried to kiss me awake I would punch him in the mouth
- You can’t consent while you’re asleep, regardless of relationship status
- It’s a no from me
- “You’ve been downright cheerful” is the best backhanded compliment
- These notes are really just me being obsessed with Paul
- This is another book where the third act breakup is going to hurt like hell
- Romance really is its own form of masochism
- Do not love this going to the psychic idea
- Nope nope nope
- I sort of take it back
- Flor had good vibes
- “I don’t want to be done with this at all”
- Goodbye
- I have simply ceased to exist
- This Tell Me a Secret game is actually really cute
- Let’s see how these two fuckwits mess this up
- The two of you have been half in love with each other since high school why is falling in love so surprising
- Theo you absolute nincompoop
- I would absolutely read a prequel about Noelle’s parents
- Alright these two need to sort their shit out before I do it for them
- Wait hold on
- We have a man who is apologizing
- Oh no there’s photos help
- “This is the way I fell in love with you”
- Goodbye
- I have ceased to exist
- 12/10 for proposal
- This book was so sweet
Forget Me Not by Julie Soto
3.0
A very angsty & tortured second-chance romance. Big fanfic vibes (this is not an insult, just an observation). Nothing to shout about from the rooftops, but a fun read all the same.