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The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches by Sangu Mandanna
4.0
3.75 ⭐️
This book was really CUTE. And that is the most accurate adjective I have for it. The characters were quirky, diverse, lovable - BUT I wanted SO much more. More depth, more plot, more time for these relationships to develop. I have nothing bad to say about this book, but it also wasn’t an absolute knock-out. It was light & fluffy and a little bit witchy so if that’s what you’re looking for - than this is a winner!
If you’ve read The House in the Cerulean Sea, this book will feel like a shallower, witchy version and that’s why this book doesn’t quite hit it for me because TJ Klune just did this storyline so much better.
This book was really CUTE. And that is the most accurate adjective I have for it. The characters were quirky, diverse, lovable - BUT I wanted SO much more. More depth, more plot, more time for these relationships to develop. I have nothing bad to say about this book, but it also wasn’t an absolute knock-out. It was light & fluffy and a little bit witchy so if that’s what you’re looking for - than this is a winner!
If you’ve read The House in the Cerulean Sea, this book will feel like a shallower, witchy version and that’s why this book doesn’t quite hit it for me because TJ Klune just did this storyline so much better.
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
3.0
2.75⭐️
I’m so sorry to be in the minority, but this book just did not connect with me. I found it to be unbearably slow. I kept waiting for each anecdote to be a little more interesting, and while there was some beautiful imagery and powerful messages, they were ultimately just small treats amidst a largely underwhelming story. I didn’t have an issue with the narration nor the perspective, but it was the characters that just didn’t do it for me. I would not have finished it if not for the podcast episode we have out in it now.
I’m so sorry to be in the minority, but this book just did not connect with me. I found it to be unbearably slow. I kept waiting for each anecdote to be a little more interesting, and while there was some beautiful imagery and powerful messages, they were ultimately just small treats amidst a largely underwhelming story. I didn’t have an issue with the narration nor the perspective, but it was the characters that just didn’t do it for me. I would not have finished it if not for the podcast episode we have out in it now.
Baggage Claim by Juliana Smith
2.0
If I wasn’t challenging myself to read 12 holiday romances this month, I would not have finished this one. It was less than 300 pages so I pushed through but WOOF.
Red flags immediately. Finn’s whole “can’t believe this stranger woman is not immediately swooning, she must be a rare breed” shtick was
Red flags immediately. Finn’s whole “can’t believe this stranger woman is not immediately swooning, she must be a rare breed” shtick was
Royal Holiday by Jasmine Guillory
2.0
2⭐️
I can’t really explain why, but this was just so underwhelming. The characters were far too polite/formal that there was no real chemistry. I wasn’t invested in anything and totally skimmed the end. So bland.
I can’t really explain why, but this was just so underwhelming. The characters were far too polite/formal that there was no real chemistry. I wasn’t invested in anything and totally skimmed the end. So bland.
In a Holidaze by Christina Lauren
4.0
Such a cute Christmas Day read!
This is my second Christina Lauren and I was fairly unimpressed with the first one, so going into this I had low expectations but it was cute and Christmasy!
I almost never wish a book was longer, but I could've used some more family/chosen family background.
With a lot of side characters, some of them felt pretty irrelevant. And I wasn't totally a fan of how the third-act conflict was handled by the MMC.
The ground-hog day time loop was cute, and I'm glad it didn't last the whole book. The childhood friends to lovers romance was the standout part of this book in an adorable Christmas setting.
This is my second Christina Lauren and I was fairly unimpressed with the first one, so going into this I had low expectations but it was cute and Christmasy!
I almost never wish a book was longer, but I could've used some more family/chosen family background.
With a lot of side characters, some of them felt pretty irrelevant. And I wasn't totally a fan of how the third-act conflict was handled by the MMC.
The ground-hog day time loop was cute, and I'm glad it didn't last the whole book. The childhood friends to lovers romance was the standout part of this book in an adorable Christmas setting.
Part of Your World by Abby Jimenez
Did not finish book.
Did not finish book.
DNFing at 50%. This is my second Abby Jimenez book and while I enjoyed “Yours Truly,” this one had noticeably poorer writing. Choppy sentences, and an FMC that is not my cup of tea. I can’t with the stereotypical “rich girl meets cute small town boy and realizes she’s never done housework in her life and how will she ever date this man.” Grow up. Oh yeah and she’s supposed to be 37.