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- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Loveable characters? Yes
5.0
Before I comment on the audiobook in particular, which was my format this time, I also want to mention that The Two Towers is so much better in its original format (book or audiobook), versus the 2000s live-action movie adaptation. Sam, my favorite character of all, is still nasty to Gollum, but not in the despicable way shown in the movie. His unkindness in the original is much more justified, and he's more shrewd than his movie counterpart, keeping his mouth shut when it's prudent, watching and waiting, looking before he leaps. I found this to be the case for many characters, actually. Faramir is more reasonable and less meatheaded, "wizard-like" as Sam puts it, and even the orcs are more relatable thanks to their long dialogues that give glimpses into their lifestyles and culture.
As for this audiobook, narrated by Andy Serkis, I feel there's not much more praise I can add to what I've already sung in my reviews of his readings of The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring đŸ˜… It is simply excellent. I have no complaints whatsoever, and although I feel it might be nice to listen to my old CD and cassette tape versions of the Middle Earth books someday, I might just be too addicted to Serkis's masterful delivery to listen to anything else!
Minor: Violence and War
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
5.0
4.0
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
3.0
Still, I found several stories charming (my favorite was the The Spirit of Life Day, a cool ghost story~) and it was an easy, quick read, so that even with my complaints, I didn't feel like my time was wasted. I actually wouldn't mind reading this book again next holiday season. It's definitely worth keeping in my holiday collection even just for show. The paper quality is a bit low, but it has fancy deckled edges and good cover design & construction. For someone who loves the year-end holidays and Star Wars, it's not a bad book!
Minor: Violence, Death, Genocide, Blood, Death of parent, Slavery, and War
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
5.0
Moderate: Blood, Animal death, and Death
Minor: War, Slavery, and Violence
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Loveable characters? Yes
5.0
Minor: Addiction, Blood, Violence, Confinement, Colonisation, Medical content, Murder, Trafficking, Death, Alcohol, Animal death, Drug abuse, Drug use, Gun violence, Injury/Injury detail, Kidnapping, Physical abuse, and Stalking
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Loveable characters? Yes
5.0
Minor: Violence, War, Death, and Fire/Fire injury
3.5
Setting the issues with the writing aside, I loved the illustrations throughout the book. They are gorgeous and make The Legend of the Christmas Witch worth owning, even with its other shortcomings. If you enjoy picturebooks primarily for the imagery, this is definitely one worth adding to your collection!
5.0
Minor: Excrement
3.0
Even so, there are still some nuggets of pure comedy, witty language, and striking insight in this book (and in Carlin's material as a whole). I wish someone would make a fan edit of just the best stuff, but I suppose it's all a matter of opinion, so the only one who could do that to my satisfaction would be myself đŸ˜… Here are a few quotes that I loved:
- I'm not a person who thinks he can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.
- These anti-war demonstrators are really unimpressive people. They're against war? How groundbreaking; what a courageous stand. Listen, angry asshole, pick something difficult. Like religion. Why don't you get out on the street and start marching around against religion―something that's really harmful to mankind. War is simply nature's way of doing things; of keeping down the count. Religion is the problem. Get rid of religion and you've done the planet a favor. So how about getting out there next weekend and marching around with a sign that says Ho ho ho! Religion must go!? Come on, protesters, show some balls.
- There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this?
- I wish the ecology people would save one species that would make a dramatic comeback and then wipe us all out.
There were a lot of gems like the above, but outside the negative issues I mentioned already, there was also a LOT of repetitive content that was so boring I just skimmed over it whenever I realized it was happening again. It was mostly the euphemisms sections, but there were other instances as well, usually long lists of similar words. I think that kind of material works much better delivered in a standup routine. Sometimes, I will grant, the repetition worked in the book's favor, and I'd look forward to certain bits, especially the bullet lists of random thoughts or questions, which always showed Carlin's wit and warmth.
Overall, three stars feels good as my rating. No higher, no lower. But I think this and my other Carlin book will be leaving my personal library after this. The good stuff is really good, but the bad stuff is too much.
Graphic: Addiction, Alcohol, Domestic abuse, Suicide attempt, Abortion, Alcoholism, Cannibalism, Child abuse, Cursing, Adult/minor relationship, Drug abuse, Drug use, Excrement, Murder, Sexual content, Suicide, Violence, War, and Mental illness