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- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
2.75
The entire book takes place in just about 5 days. There really is no plot; the plot is watching these two best friends come to terms with their vampirism and struggle with their thirst. As someone who’s been obsessed with vampire since about 2007, the vampire “lore” - if you can even call it that - was basically nonexistent. These vampires don’t even have fangs!
We go on this journey with Sloane and her best friend, Naomi. They’re opposites in every way. Which, when done well, is a dynamic I absolutely love. However, their opposite traits really just brought out the worst in the other. I was constantly being told how strong this friendship is, how much Sloane cannot live without Naomi, how they’ve been through so much, and know each other so well, but with how they interacted with each other over the course of the book, I’m struggling to understand how and why these two women are friends.
The main character, Sloane, who’s head we are stuck in throughout the novel, is literally the worst woman to become a vampire. She’s wishy-washy, a major hypocrite, and loves being a victim (this is something she literally admits). She projects all her anger at Naomi, especially for the circumstances that turned them into vampires, but Sloane refuses to take responsibility for anything. Look, I love complicated, messy, female characters - I will defend them until my last breath. Sloane was not complicated, though. Ultimately, because we spend so little time with her, her character was not able to be explored to its fullest.
This book also suffered from a very cringey case of insta-lust. Which, sure, I love it when vampires are bloody, hedonistic, and sexy, but this was not that.
The other vampires were much more interesting than Sloane and Naomi. I wish this book was about them, their histories, how they found each other, and why they decide to live this nomadic lifestyle.
I did enjoy Harrison’s writing style. The book could get tense, gory, and bloody when it needed to. However, that is not enough to save this wet paper towel of a horror novel about vampires.
Graphic: Gore, Blood, and Murder
Moderate: Infidelity, Sexual content, and Cannibalism
Minor: Animal death, Drug use, and Stalking
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
2.5
Graphic: Toxic relationship, Violence, Blood, and Murder
Moderate: Death, Suicidal thoughts, Torture, and Grief
Minor: Sexual content, Death of parent, and Fire/Fire injury
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
5.0
Graphic: Emotional abuse, Suicide, and Death of parent
Moderate: Self harm, Sexual content, and Grief
Minor: Child abuse, Homophobia, and Infidelity
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
2.5
i picked up this book because i was in a horrendous reading slump; i've found that reading light-hearted rom-coms helps get me out of my slumps. i picked up cleat cute because i enjoyed meryl wilsner's other work, mistakes were made. however, cleat cute fell very flat to me.
i'll start off with what i did like about the book. the pacing was very quick, and i finished the book in about 4 days. i also enjoy wilsner's writing style. they write characters very well, in my opinion - they feel like real people. they talk and act like regular people do, which is important to me in a contemporary romance. i know not everyone loves pop culture references, but i honestly don't mind them, and they're something i've come to expect within the genre. the romance itself was very sweet. the few smutty scenes were very hot and heavy, but in a romantic way, which is a lens i really appreciate when reading intimate scenes.
however, in terms of what i didn't like, there's, well, a lot. i don't think i've read a book where the characters inner monologue so much. yes, it was an established character trait for both the main characters - as they're both neurodivergent - that they tend to be in their own head a lot, but how that translates onto the page is a lot of word salad about nothing; they're constantly going back and forth with themselves inside their heads, ruminating on the same thoughts over and over. wilsner is very guilty of telling, not showing. stop telling me that "grace does this" or "phoebe likes that" - show me!
i also hate the miscommunication trope and this book is very guilty of that. it was hard to believe the characters in this book were in their mid to late 20s, post college, with how they acted. yes, confrontation can be hard. yes, it can be difficult to explain how you feel or why you acted a certain why, but getting upset at something that was misconstrued or misinterpreted, not talking about it for a few days, but then one simple conversation clears everything up and now we're having make-up sex felt very juvenile. nothing felt 100% resolved, and most of the conflicts were based on either a misinterpretation of events or a miscommunication that could have been resolved with a simple conversation.
this book being described as "rivals to lovers" is very misleading. rivals where? wilsner really could have leaned more into this dynamic, with actual stakes and tension, rather than what was given. there is an attempt at such a dynamic, but it ultimately fails and falls flat. phoebe, the rookie, is vying for a spot on the women's national soccer team, but not necessarily grace's. grace assumes (she does a lot of assuming, mind you) that phoebe wants her spot because she's injured, but phoebe just wants a spot; phoebe even comes to the conclusion about which spot she wants, which is not grace's spot. phoebe never actually feels like a true threat to grace's existence on the team - they don't even play the same position. the rivalry boils down to grace's injury, her worrying that she's getting older and thus, replaceable, and phoebe is the young, talented rookie who could fill her spot. once grace's injury heals and she gets the okay to play, the rivalry ends. it feels more like a marketing ploy than an actual relevant trope within the book, which just further reinforces my gripe with the "trope-ification" of books being published in recent years.
ultimately, i was disappointed by this one, and i'm unsure if i'll try another of wilsner's books. it did get me out of my reading slump, so there's that, but i was left unsatisfied and wishing for more from this one.
Graphic: Mental illness and Sexual content
Moderate: Alcohol and Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Panic attacks/disorders, Toxic relationship, and Classism
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.5
Graphic: Body horror, Child death, Death, Gore, Torture, Violence, Blood, and Murder
Moderate: Miscarriage, Cannibalism, and Injury/Injury detail
3.75
this was a bit of a slow read for me; it took me about 2 weeks to finish. there was a lot of technical medical terminology i had to get used to, as well as keep the names straight of all the scientists, surgeons, and doctors that crossed joseph lister's path. but a lot of what i did learn was super interesting. the writing felt a little clunky at times; it felt like i was reading a medical textbook, not a biography.
one of my favorite periods to learn about in history is the victorian era, and i had never read much about the medical industry at the time, so this provided a lot of insight! before lister, surgery in the 19th century was not for the squeamish. operating theatres, no anesthesia, tools and instruments being reused and unwashed, rampant infections. even if a surgery was a success, a patient was likely to die from infection or sepsis.
joseph lister's contributions to science and medicine are still felt today. it was an interesting, albiet slow - and sometimes clunky - read.
tw: medical trauma, medical content, blood, gore
Graphic: Medical content and Medical trauma
4.25
brown pulls no punches with his descriptions of the horrors the donner party experienced, from starvation, hypothermia, violence, death, storms, and cannibalism. it took a little while for me to get invested in the story, but towards the middle - around when the group gets stranded in the now named donner pass - i could not put this down.
i'm a big lover of described morbid or macabre non-fiction, so this did not disappoint. as i read through sarah's journey, i was so heartbroken for her and the other members of the donner party. i grieved with her, i desperately wished for her survival. brown's attention to detail made these infamous historical figures come to life on the page.
truly a harrowing, gripping, and gruesome read.
TW: cannibalism, child death, murder, animal death, racism, war
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.0
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.0
Graphic: Child death, Confinement, Death, Torture, Excrement, Medical content, Death of parent, Pregnancy, and Gaslighting
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.25