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lorenmarie7's review against another edition
emotional
funny
informative
reflective
sad
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
5.0
This book was so good. I enjoyed Marcellus. The way grief was talked about was tender and real.
Content Warnings
Moderate: Suicide, Grief, Addiction, Animal death, Child death, Death, Drug abuse, Abandonment, and Drug use
seforana's review against another edition
adventurous
emotional
hopeful
inspiring
lighthearted
reflective
sad
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.0
Content Warnings
Graphic: Child death and Grief
sam_gartley91's review against another edition
emotional
hopeful
inspiring
reflective
sad
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
4.25
Loved the ending! I’m all for a found family. The twist on what the actual titles about was nice! Marcellus, you just could see everything while all the humans got lost in the forest with all the trees. Happy Cam got himself together and found a family he always wanted and needed and Tova got the ending she deserved! Will definitely recommend to others who want a feel good story.
Content Warnings
Moderate: Death and Child death
Minor: Suicide and Drug abuse
apersonnamedfaith's review against another edition
emotional
funny
hopeful
relaxing
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
5.0
This is a “get out of a reading slump” book. Within only a few pages I was invested in the characters, and after finishing the book I felt like I’d made new friends and had to say goodbye. While I have read books before that made me feel this way, it’s the first time that an octopus was included among my new fictional friends and Marcellus was a wonderful addition.
Content Warnings
Moderate: Child death and Abandonment
kruthdetroit's review against another edition
emotional
hopeful
inspiring
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
5.0
Couldn't put it down
Content Warnings
Minor: Suicide attempt and Child death
l1ndz7's review against another edition
4.5
Such a sweet, wholesome, feel good story. I really wish we got more chapters from Marcellus. He was the best part of the book besides Tova 🥹❤️
I loved that the title ended up being what Marcellus thinks of humans instead of the other way around 🥰
I loved that the title ended up being what Marcellus thinks of humans instead of the other way around 🥰
Content Warnings
Minor: Child death and Death
readyforit's review against another edition
emotional
hopeful
reflective
sad
slow-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
1.5
1.5⭐️0.5💧0🌶️(one implied sex scene, closed door)
This book has been on my tbr for a while and I waited about 6.5 weeks for the ebook on libby and boy what a waste of time. Nothing fucking happens in this book. I was promised a story about a friendship between an elderly aquarium worker (I had thought she was maybe a marine biologist but she’s a nightly cleaner) and a very intelligent octopus. Right at the beginning of the story we get the octopus’s POV and we learn he’s been escaping his tank and roaming the aquarium at night. I was expecting Hank from finding dory adventures! But no, we only get a few pages of the octopus’s pov and it’s mostly about his observations of humans from his tank and his imminent death. He has some funny lines but overall it was a wasted plot device. He serves as a way to help the characters solve a mystery, which could’ve been cleared up if these people just freaking talked TO each other instead of gossiped behind each others’ backs and got their wires crossed. The miscommunication trope runs rampant in this story.
My main complaint with the book is that the characters are mostly insufferable. Tova is known as a neat freak and that’s like her only personality trait. She meets with her friends every week and she doesn’t even like them! She doesn’t listen or care about her friends’ lives, and she judges them for being gossips. The whole small town is a bunch of gossips but gossiping is fun and anyone who says differently is lying. She basically ignores everyone and makes passive aggressive comments the whole book.
Cameron is a whiny 30yo man child who thinks nothing is his fault and everything is his mom’s fault for leaving him with his aunt when he was young. She was an addict and honestly his aunt was a great mom and he never appreciated her. He frequently says “I never had a mom.” Wtf?? I kept thinking, oh BROTHER this guy STINKS as I was reading his chapters. He’s flaky, impulsive, and immature and I was like okay we started at rock bottom it can only go up from here. Let me tell you it barely goes up from there. I liked him better than Tova tho bc he at least had a slight personality. The only character I really liked was the octopus, and he was barely in the book.
You’ll be able to predict the ending very early on. There are no real twists, everything is so heavily foreshadowed you’d have to be an idiot not to get it. It got to the point where I thought the characters had put two and two together finally but then they all reached the same wrong conclusion! Eventually it gets revealed but jesus christ. This book would’ve worked better as a short story, so they could’ve cut out all the boring details that don’t matter. Why are we doing tova’s crosswords with her?? This could’ve been a like 70 page short story and would’ve been fine. The characters are rather 2d anyway. I also think I would’ve liked it better if it were in first person, instead of third person.
This story is mostly written well, sentence-structure wise, but the plot is still boring. I have to include these absolute gems the author threw in for us youths:
“Bicep day’s been lit at the gym lately.”
“Clearly, she can tell he’s riding the struggle bus this morning.”
“Hashtag SingleDogLady.”
Lastly, what is with all the teenpregnancy? It’s EVERYWHERE in this book.
I listened to the audiobook also on Spotify and man I wish I hadn’t wasted my hours on it. The octopus’s narrator is good, it sounds like the guy who did sad cat diaries years ago lol. The other narrator is a woman and she does the whole rest of the book. Don’t waste an audible credit on it.
I think I’ve learned my lesson to stay away from celeb recommended books (Reese Witherspoon, Oprah, Jenna bush, etc). They are always so boring to me. I won’t be rereading, honestly I wish I would’ve DNFed.
This book has been on my tbr for a while and I waited about 6.5 weeks for the ebook on libby and boy what a waste of time. Nothing fucking happens in this book. I was promised a story about a friendship between an elderly aquarium worker (I had thought she was maybe a marine biologist but she’s a nightly cleaner) and a very intelligent octopus. Right at the beginning of the story we get the octopus’s POV and we learn he’s been escaping his tank and roaming the aquarium at night. I was expecting Hank from finding dory adventures! But no, we only get a few pages of the octopus’s pov and it’s mostly about his observations of humans from his tank and his imminent death. He has some funny lines but overall it was a wasted plot device. He serves as a way to help the characters solve a mystery, which could’ve been cleared up if these people just freaking talked TO each other instead of gossiped behind each others’ backs and got their wires crossed. The miscommunication trope runs rampant in this story.
My main complaint with the book is that the characters are mostly insufferable. Tova is known as a neat freak and that’s like her only personality trait. She meets with her friends every week and she doesn’t even like them! She doesn’t listen or care about her friends’ lives, and she judges them for being gossips. The whole small town is a bunch of gossips but gossiping is fun and anyone who says differently is lying. She basically ignores everyone and makes passive aggressive comments the whole book.
Cameron is a whiny 30yo man child who thinks nothing is his fault and everything is his mom’s fault for leaving him with his aunt when he was young. She was an addict and honestly his aunt was a great mom and he never appreciated her. He frequently says “I never had a mom.” Wtf?? I kept thinking, oh BROTHER this guy STINKS as I was reading his chapters. He’s flaky, impulsive, and immature and I was like okay we started at rock bottom it can only go up from here. Let me tell you it barely goes up from there. I liked him better than Tova tho bc he at least had a slight personality. The only character I really liked was the octopus, and he was barely in the book.
You’ll be able to predict the ending very early on. There are no real twists, everything is so heavily foreshadowed you’d have to be an idiot not to get it. It got to the point where I thought the characters had put two and two together finally but then they all reached the same wrong conclusion! Eventually it gets revealed but jesus christ. This book would’ve worked better as a short story, so they could’ve cut out all the boring details that don’t matter. Why are we doing tova’s crosswords with her?? This could’ve been a like 70 page short story and would’ve been fine. The characters are rather 2d anyway. I also think I would’ve liked it better if it were in first person, instead of third person.
This story is mostly written well, sentence-structure wise, but the plot is still boring. I have to include these absolute gems the author threw in for us youths:
“Bicep day’s been lit at the gym lately.”
“Clearly, she can tell he’s riding the struggle bus this morning.”
“Hashtag SingleDogLady.”
Lastly, what is with all the teen
I listened to the audiobook also on Spotify and man I wish I hadn’t wasted my hours on it. The octopus’s narrator is good, it sounds like the guy who did sad cat diaries years ago lol. The other narrator is a woman and she does the whole rest of the book. Don’t waste an audible credit on it.
I think I’ve learned my lesson to stay away from celeb recommended books (Reese Witherspoon, Oprah, Jenna bush, etc). They are always so boring to me. I won’t be rereading, honestly I wish I would’ve DNFed.
Content Warnings
Graphic: Abandonment, Death, and Child death
Moderate: Addiction
Minor: Cursing, Suicide attempt, and Alcohol
kimac2's review against another edition
hopeful
inspiring
mysterious
reflective
sad
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
5.0
Loved this one. It hits my love for thrillers and mysteries without being scary at all. Heartbreaking and so hopeful all at once.
Content Warnings
Graphic: Child death and Abandonment
zingette's review against another edition
emotional
funny
hopeful
inspiring
fast-paced
- Loveable characters? Yes
5.0
Content Warnings
Moderate: Abandonment and Child death
laurenleigh's review against another edition
emotional
hopeful
inspiring
lighthearted
reflective
medium-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
5.0
I understand why everyone has been reading this book! Very approachable and appealing to a wide audience. I think this book did a great job of balancing lightness and depth. The characters were extremely real and relatable. I definitely recommended it to my mom, and I’d probably recommend it to just about anyone! It would be a great palette cleanser between more intense genre reads.
Content Warnings
Moderate: Child death and Pregnancy