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The Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer

delgremmyaward's review against another edition

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3.0

2.5

My nostalgic love for this series keeps my rating artificially high. It's a fun book, but there are big plot holes. In fact, the holes are so big that they're actually the principal part of the story.

Still fun but probably for a more juvenile audience.

carlyxdeexx's review against another edition

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4.0

This is one of those books that really impacted me as a kid—I was nervous coming back to it, hoping against hope that I would still enjoy adventures with a 12-year-old boy genius and his best-friend-slash-surrogate-dad. I’ve grown as a person and I feared it would prove to be a bit of an outdated or too problematic read for me to fully appreciate its old magic.

I’m happy to say my worries weren’t warranted. ARTEMIS FOWL holds up. It’s serious yet silly, it sounds sophisticated at times but it’s still so simple and easy to consume, it’s such a well-written book for a young audience. I likely have this book to thank, in part, for the enduring impression upon me that smart people are really really cool (even if our genius in this book is a bit of an emotionally repressed jerk), and also that science and magic aren’t mutually exclusive.

There are some things in this that did definitely rub me the wrong way a little, like the two-dimensional portrayal of Angeline’s illness and the blatant push against sexism while still clinging to some Sexism Lite™️ in portrayals of Angeline and Juliet. Holly Short is a damn boss of a character but this book is largely dominated my male movers and shakers. Commander Root’s glorification is a bit Much™️.

But jeez, I love this version of the People and the creative way Colfer set up their world and their rules! I love Mulch Diggums and the details on dwarf physiology and function. There is not enough love in this universe for Butler—Artemis may have been one of my first ever fictional crushes (what can I say, emo sad boiis with buried hearts of gold on a slow redemption trajectory were v in vogue), but Butler was by far my favorite character, being the subservient yet powerful protector with a strong sense of honor trying to subtly cultivate such a principle in his young charge.

Sidenote: I was curious to see how Artemis would come off to me as a character now that I’m an adult and not reading this book as his peer. Would he seem bratty? Pretentious? Annoying? Immature? The answer is surprisingly, no? I can honestly say I can’t picture Artemis as a young boy reading this book—it is so hard to hear his dialogue in the pitched-up voice of a 12-year-old. This in tandem with Butler treating him largely as a superior (occasionally an equal) makes it just so challenging to actually imagine him as he is. My mental picture of Artemis is always teenaged, haughty, tinged with angst. It’ll be interesting seeing him as the age he is on the big screen, and hearing that dialogue from the mouth of an indisputably too-young child.

Ultimately, I still love the ride. I told Colfer when I met him that this series made its mark on me and definitely kept me voraciously reading as a kid, which is true, and I’m happy to say there is still plenty of fun to be had with book one, though I recall that the next two were my favorites of the lot, bar none. I’m looking forward to the movie, and only hope I’ll have the same praise for it when it hits theaters!

carlyxdeexx's review

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3.0

The puberty focus of this sequel is all too clear from the get-go, and it might be this bit of heavy-handedness that really makes this my least favorite book of the series! I don’t think it’s awful, but it’s just a bit too hammy about the hormonal shift for my tastes. I wasn’t too fond of Colfer’s choices in regards to Minerva (and Cybelline, I think that’s the new centaur’s name). The demon world’s parameters and the demons themselves are pretty two-dimensional compared to the other fairy folk? Like usual, my favorite characters were the core ones who I‘ve been following since the beginning.

I love how different Artemis’s character is in this book, how far he’s come! Seeing Butler and Mulch and Holly again is wonderful. There are some particularly clever moments in Artemis’s plans that get me, as usual.

I love a good romance as much as the next gal, but I don’t know if even hinting at one is really in Colfer’s wheelhouse. Regardless, I love these characters so much it’s impossible not to enjoy the ride.

karrama's review against another edition

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5.0

This is a great start to a decent YA series. Not too racy, has fantasy and tech. It's fun and the characters grow through the book and series.

laureenreads's review

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3.0

Artemis Fowl is one of my favourite all-time villains. Second only to Draco Malfoy, he is cunning and brilliant, and has a heart of gold. Somehow he always manages to be the good guy, and this one wasn't any different.

wtinybear23's review against another edition

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adventurous funny mysterious medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

sumayyaha's review against another edition

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4.0

Not what I was expecting.

marielln's review against another edition

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adventurous lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

3.0

mikeyb25's review against another edition

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adventurous funny lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

4.5

novelette's review

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3.0

This one was harder to follow