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3.88 AVERAGE
3.88 AVERAGE
Vegas baby!
This book tops the funniest book I've ever read. The humor was so effing on point.
This is also such a feel-good read. It's just so good! It is light and fun and extremely spicy. DELICIOUS.
Eleanor and Millie took some time off of work at the salon for a weekend in Vegas, only to get drunk and have a good time. Eleanor ended up married to a famous QB. The next morning they went to get a divorce, but the judge has his knife out for the QB and denied the divorce telling them they have to stay married for 6 months in the state of Nevada. Oh and did I tell you she slept with his two best friends on their wedding night? I know, hot. You won't regret reading this book.
Tropes:
Marriage of IN-convenience ha-ha
Close proximity
Football Romance
Favorite quotes:
“You two look like there’s gonna be a tiger in the bathroom.”
“That’s your dibs… Her name is—” “Mine.” I grin. “Her name is mine.”
“You’re a fucking wild card, you know that?”
Damn. I really got drunk and married this dude, then let the starting lineup for the Raiders rail me every which way. I’ve never wanted to be a role model, but god has his favorites, so it would be selfish of me not to accept this privilege.
I mean…not really, but like, do I have a crush on my future ex-husband? Yeah, I think I do, with my whole french-fry-loving heart.
“So, hubby, where do we live?” “In hell, wifey. In. Fucking. Hell.”
“I want you upstairs, on the island, legs spread with my tongue fucking that tight pussy. I want you to come until you’re squirting and sliding all over the goddamn marble like the dirty little slut you are. And when you’re done, I want you sitting on my face so we can do it all over again.” Holy. Fuck.
“That was…” She smirks, her voice raising in weak celebration. “Touchdown.”
Because Crew slaps my clit. “Put your fucking eyes on me,” he barks. “What the fuck did I tell you about flirting with the bench.”
This book tops the funniest book I've ever read. The humor was so effing on point.
This is also such a feel-good read. It's just so good! It is light and fun and extremely spicy. DELICIOUS.
Eleanor and Millie took some time off of work at the salon for a weekend in Vegas, only to get drunk and have a good time. Eleanor ended up married to a famous QB. The next morning they went to get a divorce, but the judge has his knife out for the QB and denied the divorce telling them they have to stay married for 6 months in the state of Nevada. Oh and did I tell you she slept with his two best friends on their wedding night? I know, hot. You won't regret reading this book.
Tropes:
Marriage of IN-convenience ha-ha
Close proximity
Football Romance
Favorite quotes:
“You two look like there’s gonna be a tiger in the bathroom.”
“That’s your dibs… Her name is—” “Mine.” I grin. “Her name is mine.”
“You’re a fucking wild card, you know that?”
Damn. I really got drunk and married this dude, then let the starting lineup for the Raiders rail me every which way. I’ve never wanted to be a role model, but god has his favorites, so it would be selfish of me not to accept this privilege.
I mean…not really, but like, do I have a crush on my future ex-husband? Yeah, I think I do, with my whole french-fry-loving heart.
“So, hubby, where do we live?” “In hell, wifey. In. Fucking. Hell.”
“I want you upstairs, on the island, legs spread with my tongue fucking that tight pussy. I want you to come until you’re squirting and sliding all over the goddamn marble like the dirty little slut you are. And when you’re done, I want you sitting on my face so we can do it all over again.” Holy. Fuck.
“That was…” She smirks, her voice raising in weak celebration. “Touchdown.”
Because Crew slaps my clit. “Put your fucking eyes on me,” he barks. “What the fuck did I tell you about flirting with the bench.”
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
No
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
Very entertaining! Definitely recommend as a fun read
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Loveable characters:
Yes
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
Complicated
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
No
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
Fun and spicy, not a lot of plot (not a negative, just a note to know what you're walking into)
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Loveable characters:
Yes
funny
hopeful
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
No
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No