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3.36 AVERAGE
3.36 AVERAGE
dark
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
No
Diverse cast of characters:
No
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
I clearly have an issue where I read really bad books and then can’t stop because they’re so bad.
dark
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Complicated
Diverse cast of characters:
No
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
funny
hopeful
medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
Yes
Loveable characters:
Complicated
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
dark
funny
tense
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
Complicated
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
it's so obvious that they're them; I mean it's her voice and he talks to her at the bar for the first time and he kinda understand it's her because he hung up on her, she also understand he's the one in the phone because of the voice.
but the writer wanted to drag it along like it's so hard to figure it out.
this was my response when I was reading the time they're at a table all together and his father figure called her a "whore" : I don't understand this in anywhere, the women that are strong but looks like doesn't care being called a whore, wtf is wrong with you that it's coming so natural that you stop him to do nothing to them?? you also think that it's power, you think you control them with your pussy. it disgusting. because you don't. he fucks you every time HE WANTS even if you don't want it at that time so it's his power, not your's. you angry at him, don't want him but he still does it and your body naturally responsive to it, and they say you like and you accept it too.
but the writer wanted to drag it along like it's so hard to figure it out.
dark
funny
lighthearted
medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
Yes
Loveable characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
MOMENTS OF MALEVOLENCE
HERO /HEROINE:
Alaska learned early in life to play to men's egos. When growing up in foster care, that's how she survived. Now, she is a phone sex operator playing with heads and a waitress in a sexy bar. She has a set of well made fake fits and she's hot as fuck. She knows this, she flaunts it, it's how she gets paid.
Zuko was molded by Pops when he was young. Molded to be lethal with a murderous streak. Now, he's a hunter, he hunts down people and gets paid by billionaires. He's the oldest of three brothers and they are all in this life.
REPRESENTATION: Bad ass bitches rise up
OVERALL THOUGHTS:
This was trashy and I LOVED IT. I haven't laughed so hard at a romance book in a while. Alaska is an entertaining fmc, she has a good head on her shoulders and voices the issues she doesn't like. She stood tall and often unafraid.
“Sarah turns to me and raises her hand, ready to slap me. But I step back, lift my foot, and kick her in the cunt.”
I loved this. It's common for an fmc to fall weak to her body because she's so horny, but Alaska told that man “no” so many times and not once did I have to read about the mmc trying to change her mind. Zuko was a good boy and listened.
“Zuko is handsome, but just because someone is good-looking and can make you come, it doesn’t mean you should give them everything.”
Speaking of good boys, Zuko is a fucking dog. And she walked him so well. He was obsessed with her and did everything she asked. He loved all of her crazy ass.
“I want to strangle her half the time, fuck her most of the time, and make sure she is okay all of the time.”
WHAT I DIDN’T LIKE:
I thought it would be funny if she announced to Pops that they were gonna get married, and just blindside all the guys. I guarantee Zuko would have gotten down on his knees and given her whatever she wanted.
Also, is there a second book about Louise? There is a lot of information about her and her future but I'm not sure if that's intentional for her own book or if the author gave us tmi.
FAVORITE QUOTES:
“I’m sexy. It’s something I own. I paid a lot for my tits and workout regularly to keep my body in shape. I am proud of it. I know I can’t do these types of jobs forever. Well, not this type of waitressing, but the other I can. So I milk it, and why the fuck not? Men have milked women for their appearance since the beginning of time, and now it’s time we took back our power without the judgment that comes along with it and milk that shit ourselves.”
“Do you love me?” he asks.
“Do you want the truth?” He sucks in a breath and nods once.
“Yes. Head-over-heels, would-let-you-strangle-me-again kind of love. But definitely not fuck-me-with-a-knife love.”
SAFETY
AGE:
Zuko is mid 30s
SEXUAL HISTORY:
They are both sexually active adults.
CONDOMS:
Yes, most of the time.
TUMMY BUTTERFLIES:
🦋 1 /5 as much as they harp on about kinky sex, the sex scenes were short, abruptly ended, and were not that good. If it was more graphic I would have rated higher.
PUSH/PULL:
Alaska pushed away most of the time
SEPARATION:
Separated for a few weeks after their first sexual encounter. And then separated a few more times when Alaska ignored him.
CHEATING:
Gray area. Alaska has a phone sex line where her name is Sage. Sage has been talking to Zuko for months and he really likes her. However when he meets Alaska, he becomes attached to her, not knowing she's Sage but she knows he's her caller, his calls start coming in less and less but he's never mean to Sage, he's honest and tells her that if they met before Alaska he would have chosen her. This doesn't hurt Alaska or anything and the secret is quickly revealed with both of them smiling and fucking.
OW (Other Woman)/OM (Other Man) drama:
See, cheating section.
SEX SCENE WITH OW/OM:
No
POSSIBLE PET PEEVES/TRIGGERS:
MC is a hitman, assassin, murder guy. So there is blood, gore and violence. Shifty shady sex scenes involving sharp objects
HEA/HFN:
HEAmonths later, Louise is pregnant with Jeff's baby and is going to move in with her mother
HERO /HEROINE:
Alaska learned early in life to play to men's egos. When growing up in foster care, that's how she survived. Now, she is a phone sex operator playing with heads and a waitress in a sexy bar. She has a set of well made fake fits and she's hot as fuck. She knows this, she flaunts it, it's how she gets paid.
Zuko was molded by Pops when he was young. Molded to be lethal with a murderous streak. Now, he's a hunter, he hunts down people and gets paid by billionaires. He's the oldest of three brothers and they are all in this life.
REPRESENTATION: Bad ass bitches rise up
OVERALL THOUGHTS:
This was trashy and I LOVED IT. I haven't laughed so hard at a romance book in a while. Alaska is an entertaining fmc, she has a good head on her shoulders and voices the issues she doesn't like. She stood tall and often unafraid.
“Sarah turns to me and raises her hand, ready to slap me. But I step back, lift my foot, and kick her in the cunt.”
I loved this. It's common for an fmc to fall weak to her body because she's so horny, but Alaska told that man “no” so many times and not once did I have to read about the mmc trying to change her mind. Zuko was a good boy and listened.
“Zuko is handsome, but just because someone is good-looking and can make you come, it doesn’t mean you should give them everything.”
Speaking of good boys, Zuko is a fucking dog. And she walked him so well. He was obsessed with her and did everything she asked. He loved all of her crazy ass.
“I want to strangle her half the time, fuck her most of the time, and make sure she is okay all of the time.”
WHAT I DIDN’T LIKE:
I thought it would be funny if she announced to Pops that they were gonna get married, and just blindside all the guys. I guarantee Zuko would have gotten down on his knees and given her whatever she wanted.
Also, is there a second book about Louise? There is a lot of information about her and her future but I'm not sure if that's intentional for her own book or if the author gave us tmi.
FAVORITE QUOTES:
“I’m sexy. It’s something I own. I paid a lot for my tits and workout regularly to keep my body in shape. I am proud of it. I know I can’t do these types of jobs forever. Well, not this type of waitressing, but the other I can. So I milk it, and why the fuck not? Men have milked women for their appearance since the beginning of time, and now it’s time we took back our power without the judgment that comes along with it and milk that shit ourselves.”
“Do you love me?” he asks.
“Do you want the truth?” He sucks in a breath and nods once.
“Yes. Head-over-heels, would-let-you-strangle-me-again kind of love. But definitely not fuck-me-with-a-knife love.”
SAFETY
AGE:
Zuko is mid 30s
SEXUAL HISTORY:
They are both sexually active adults.
CONDOMS:
Yes, most of the time.
TUMMY BUTTERFLIES:
🦋 1 /5 as much as they harp on about kinky sex, the sex scenes were short, abruptly ended, and were not that good. If it was more graphic I would have rated higher.
PUSH/PULL:
Alaska pushed away most of the time
SEPARATION:
Separated for a few weeks after their first sexual encounter. And then separated a few more times when Alaska ignored him.
CHEATING:
Gray area. Alaska has a phone sex line where her name is Sage. Sage has been talking to Zuko for months and he really likes her. However when he meets Alaska, he becomes attached to her, not knowing she's Sage but she knows he's her caller, his calls start coming in less and less but he's never mean to Sage, he's honest and tells her that if they met before Alaska he would have chosen her. This doesn't hurt Alaska or anything and the secret is quickly revealed with both of them smiling and fucking.
OW (Other Woman)/OM (Other Man) drama:
See, cheating section.
SEX SCENE WITH OW/OM:
No
POSSIBLE PET PEEVES/TRIGGERS:
MC is a hitman, assassin, murder guy. So there is blood, gore and violence. Shifty shady sex scenes involving sharp objects
HEA/HFN:
HEA
ahhh… felt like emotional chaos with no seatbelt. just vibes, violence, and questionable choices. i kept waiting for the plot or the characters to click… and they just never did. i finished it feeling more confused than intrigued. malevolence? absolutely. moments worth remembering? not really.
dark
tense
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
Complicated
Loveable characters:
No
Diverse cast of characters:
Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Complicated
Needed a quick read saw this from tiktok and it just wasn’t that good