3.52 AVERAGE


Cannot begin to explain what a delightful, byronic, suppressed horny journey this was. I feel like I'm 12 and living in the height of Twilight again. Excuse me while I go marathon the movies. Anyways that's why it's five stars
funny slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
dark mysterious tense slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Souffrant. Had to listen at 3x speed. Jesus christ this was awful edward is a miserable annoying bitch jesussss shut upppppll???? Also?? I thought this was like eddy's pov of the whole series??? Not the one book??? 26 hours????? SHUT UP u insufferable creep!!!!!+! Genuinely an awful experience
adventurous emotional medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Enjoyed this immensely, so very nostalgic as a twilight kid to revisit it in a new way. Though rather ridiculous. Will likely read the whole saga now lol

summertidal's review against another edition

DID NOT FINISH: 88%

Too wordy/too much unnecessary description
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endlesshalloween's review against another edition

DID NOT FINISH: 72%

It reads just like Twilight but I'm 15 years older
challenging dark emotional funny inspiring reflective medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Couldn't do it. Even on 2x speed this was still slowly going nowhere. Got to Tr 12 of 33 somehow. I wanted this to be good-bad but it was just bad.

These books are awful but I will watch the first Twilight movie every single time it's on tv. Can't help it.
slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes