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3.99 AVERAGE
3.99 AVERAGE
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
reflective
medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
Yes
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
adventurous
funny
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
Yes
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
medium-paced
adventurous
challenging
emotional
funny
hopeful
inspiring
lighthearted
mysterious
relaxing
sad
tense
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
Yes
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
mysterious
medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
Well I like Tempest. She's like a sexy lady Groot.
Spoiling for a rumble like:
"You talkin' to me, Sissy McTeaparty?"
"That's Fergus McMurdernuts to you, Ponyboy."
The princess captured my heart whenever she secured something with a sturdy fisherman's knot that she practiced from "her favorite knot book." She has a favorite knotbook. <3
" Elf conscious and elf critical." Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The punishment.
No one has ever said this was a good book.
What? Oh, that's all. What do you want from me? Do you like long rambling quasi stories with no actual point to them? Yeah, I don't really think anyone does. Was I warned? Yes, and I only have myself to blame. End.
Spoiling for a rumble like:
"You talkin' to me, Sissy McTeaparty?"
"That's Fergus McMurdernuts to you, Ponyboy."
The princess captured my heart whenever she secured something with a sturdy fisherman's knot that she practiced from "her favorite knot book." She has a favorite knotbook. <3
" Elf conscious and elf critical." Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The punishment.
No one has ever said this was a good book.
What? Oh, that's all. What do you want from me? Do you like long rambling quasi stories with no actual point to them? Yeah, I don't really think anyone does. Was I warned? Yes, and I only have myself to blame. End.
The Princess Beard had some amusing moments, and some groan-inducing puns. Overall it is a silly adventure, with references to just about everything under the sun, but one with that is not really my humor. Like, if you’re 12 and somehow also understand references from Star Trek to Moby Dick, then this is the book for you.
Addendum: this book is to fantasy what the Scary Movie franchise is to horror films: a series of gags and references and immature jokes plastered over a cast of one-dimensional characters and the barest bones of a plot. If I give it the benefit of the doubt, there seems to be a positive overall message of self-acceptance (though we’re hardly breaking any new ground here), and as I said, it has some moments that I found funny, just not enough to redeem it. It’s better than the truly abhorrent trash I reserve my one star ratings for, but not much. Two stars.
Addendum: this book is to fantasy what the Scary Movie franchise is to horror films: a series of gags and references and immature jokes plastered over a cast of one-dimensional characters and the barest bones of a plot. If I give it the benefit of the doubt, there seems to be a positive overall message of self-acceptance (though we’re hardly breaking any new ground here), and as I said, it has some moments that I found funny, just not enough to redeem it. It’s better than the truly abhorrent trash I reserve my one star ratings for, but not much. Two stars.
adventurous
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
Yes
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Complicated
adventurous
funny
inspiring
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
Yes
The narrator, Luke Daniel’s, is superb!
adventurous
lighthearted
medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
Yes
Loveable characters:
Yes
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes