dark funny mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
emotional hopeful lighthearted mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: N/A
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated
emotional funny lighthearted mysterious tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

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Mid but entertaining enough to finish. I won’t be reading the second one though

You lost me in the final 3rd of the book.
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

There are plot holes in this
medium-paced
funny lighthearted medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix

Loving a Vampire is Total Chaos absolutely lives up to its name—in the best, most unhinged way. I went in expecting broody paranormal vibes and got a vampire romcom murder mystery with banter so sharp it could stake a vamp. Celine is a sarcastic, emotionally walled-off detective thrown into a serial killer case that’s somehow both horrifying and hilarious (the smiley face with fangs? I screamed). Then Zavier shows up: a centuries-old vampire with golden retriever energy and a truly chaotic obsession with her. His internal monologue had me wheezing, and his relentless “I’ll be whatever job gets me near her” antics were so unhinged I couldn’t help but love him. It’s messy, it’s funny, it’s weirdly tender—and yes, the slutty glasses were absolutely a selling point. 

was this book written ironically? Because if it wasn’t why did I read it? The way this man is is so annoying. Like I can’t with the way he was his biggest fan. The FMC had a good head on her shoulders but boy was she dumb.