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2.08 AVERAGE
2.08 AVERAGE
funny
informative
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
No
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Complicated
funny
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
N/A
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
No
Diverse cast of characters:
N/A
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
really do not know what I just read but it was terrible.
I mean I have to respect that she had her priorities and they were getting railed by a dinosaur named Big Al rather than fixing her SHOTGUN WOUND! Which begs the question why this "man dinosaur" didn't just use is magical healing feathers to heal her wound but waited until after he ate her arm? I've dipped my toe into this series and I am content to never read another one.
I mean I have to respect that she had her priorities and they were getting railed by a dinosaur named Big Al rather than fixing her SHOTGUN WOUND! Which begs the question why this "man dinosaur" didn't just use is magical healing feathers to heal her wound but waited until after he ate her arm? I've dipped my toe into this series and I am content to never read another one.
funny
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Character
Strong character development:
Complicated
Loveable characters:
Complicated
Diverse cast of characters:
Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Complicated
Listen. Listen. It is exactly what it says on the tin and I read it for a joke and had a great time.
Re: my rating, in all fairness I read it while riding the high of having read Father Gunter Demon Hunter which was infinitely worse, and I gave that 1.25 stars so I can't give this one anything less than 2.5.
Not my cup of tea, but it could've been so much worse! Somehow. Not sure how. It was some problematic fun times, okay, let me have my mixed feelings about the delighted cackles I let out while reading this unhinged piece of writing.
Also, the author accomplished what they set out to do, and that's gotta count for something. After FGDH, I'll never take that for granted again.
Re: my rating, in all fairness I read it while riding the high of having read Father Gunter Demon Hunter which was infinitely worse, and I gave that 1.25 stars so I can't give this one anything less than 2.5.
Not my cup of tea, but it could've been so much worse! Somehow. Not sure how. It was some problematic fun times, okay, let me have my mixed feelings about the delighted cackles I let out while reading this unhinged piece of writing.
Also, the author accomplished what they set out to do, and that's gotta count for something. After FGDH, I'll never take that for granted again.
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Strong character development:
N/A
Loveable characters:
N/A
Diverse cast of characters:
Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus:
N/A
adventurous
funny
informative
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
Plot
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
No
Diverse cast of characters:
Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
What in the Jurassic Park Erotica
Let this book be a lesson to me that just because I see a book with a wild title and a wilder cover it doesn’t mean I need to take it as a dare to read it. This review is only for Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer which literally only takes up a hand full of pages in the book. The rest of the book is 3 chapters of another book by a different author, excerpts for more stories and 1 chapter for another book. I wasn’t expecting Shakespeare or anything but something corky, fun and cute. This book was none of those things. It was a fever dream Jurassic Park erotica with an abrupt ending.
Let this book be a lesson to me that just because I see a book with a wild title and a wilder cover it doesn’t mean I need to take it as a dare to read it. This review is only for Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer which literally only takes up a hand full of pages in the book. The rest of the book is 3 chapters of another book by a different author, excerpts for more stories and 1 chapter for another book. I wasn’t expecting Shakespeare or anything but something corky, fun and cute. This book was none of those things. It was a fever dream Jurassic Park erotica with an abrupt ending.
I saw the cover, and I had to.
I read some pretty borderline, sketchy erotica, because...well, I like to laugh, for one. And, it always feels sort of like a challenge.
So I went into this expecting some kind of raunchy dino....ride.
But.
There are not any complete stories in this book. There are two partials, a bunch of pitches/blurbs for other dinosaur erotic stories, and some silly tips and facts in here.
What we got of that first story? There were not one, but two twists I had not expected.
I feel like had there been a third chapter, that one would have wrapped up a bit better. It can stand as-is, but it's very abrupt and up-in-the-air how it's left. Definitely not a romance, though.
The first three chapters of the next story? No erotic content, mostly just confusing and ends when we finally find the dino.
So.
I'm using a lot of words to say....I have no words for this.
It's on KU.
You're not missing anything by not reading this.
But.
You can read it for free.
But I did so you don't have to.
I read some pretty borderline, sketchy erotica, because...well, I like to laugh, for one. And, it always feels sort of like a challenge.
So I went into this expecting some kind of raunchy dino....ride.
But.
There are not any complete stories in this book. There are two partials, a bunch of pitches/blurbs for other dinosaur erotic stories, and some silly tips and facts in here.
What we got of that first story? There were not one, but two twists I had not expected.
I feel like had there been a third chapter, that one would have wrapped up a bit better. It can stand as-is, but it's very abrupt and up-in-the-air how it's left. Definitely not a romance, though.
The first three chapters of the next story? No erotic content, mostly just confusing and ends when we finally find the dino.
So.
I'm using a lot of words to say....I have no words for this.
It's on KU.
You're not missing anything by not reading this.
But.
You can read it for free.
But I did so you don't have to.
Wtf. What was this ? Why did I read it? Why was this made into a book? And again why did i read this??
funny
lighthearted
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
N/A
Strong character development:
No
Loveable characters:
No
Diverse cast of characters:
No
Flaws of characters a main focus:
No
Content Warnings
Graphic: Sexual content