3.6 AVERAGE


"How To Survive Your Murder" by Danielle Valentine is a captivating and immersive experience that had me thoroughly engrossed. As someone with a literal ghostface tattoo, the nods to Billy and Sidney felt like a delightful homage, invoking a nostalgic connection.

Valentine's writing is a cinematic delight, skillfully blending the thrill of watching a scary movie with the immersive sensation of being a part of one. The narrative expertly sustains suspense, keeping me on the edge of my seat throughout, and I found myself unable to put the book down. The culmination, marked by a truly shocking ending, left me reeling and craving more.

I sincerely hope there's a sequel in the pipeline, as the narrative possibilities hinted at in this tale are simply too intriguing to leave unexplored. "How To Survive Your Murder" is a gripping journey, seamlessly combining elements of horror, mystery, and cinematic nostalgia.
dark mysterious tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: N/A

This was an interesting time travel twist on the final girl trope. If you like horror tropes and movies, it might be worth a read.
However, the ending kind of fucked it for me, the sister was SO evil for kind of no reason? I felt like the end merited maybe a sequel or an epilogue, but it was not a very satisfying ending for you. I get that her dad was being a sleazeball, but to turn into a chainsaw murderer?? There were a lot of plot holes but this was still a dramatic romp that kept me on the edge of my seat. I didn't expect the ultimate reveal of the murderer on my first read through, but in hindsight I guess it is the only explanation. Meh, unfortunately.

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dark emotional fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

good it was fun fast read just like confused like what reality we’re in here 
dark mysterious tense fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: No
mysterious tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

This was definitely a fun young adult mystery thriller horror page turner. A lot of fun and definitely a love letter to slasher films and final girls.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.
adventurous challenging dark emotional funny lighthearted mysterious sad tense medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

3.5!
adventurous dark mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes