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3.58 AVERAGE

emotional reflective medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
emotional reflective slow-paced
emotional hopeful reflective
emotional reflective medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
adventurous emotional reflective sad slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

Uh, wait a minute, this is... it?

For whatever reason I thankfully escaped having to read this as an assignment in H.S. lit classes. On the indirect recommendation of Uki & the boys (in the ShakaLabbits' song of the same name, from the 2017 album "Her,") I finally sat down with it and... I'm having a real hard time understanding how this thing became designated as a "classic," because from where I sit the book is The Mother Of All Empty Shells. Again, I'm glad I never got assigned this Golden Turkey in H.S. because I likely would've blown a gasket for criminally-wasted time.

[Spoiler alert: I'm going to be giving away what passes for a "plot" in this book, so leave now if you don't want boredom to be compounded by foreknowledge.]

We've got a narrative about an absolute loser with a contemptuous worldview, a foul mouth and zero redeeming qualities who a.) flunks out of school because he's too scatterbrained and inept to pass more than one of five classes, b.) subsequently goes on a slumming binge at random bars with random acquaintances over the space of a couple days by way of self-righteous self-pity, and c.) ...the end.

'Scuse my curiosity, but... what-the-hell is supposed to be the Grand Literary Payoff here?

I will grudgingly give Salinger a couple of points for character development and for painting vivid scenes, but both of those are just peripheral details. An admirable hero and a meaningful plot/theme are the essence of a novel and this book simply does not have them. The "protagonist" is a contemptible worm and he does exactly nothing of import from first to last page except wax profound on the rottenness of the world around him.

I feel sorry for the poor schmucks in school who thought they had to treat this trash like something special. It isn't. There's no "there" there. Next...

Loved his snarky voice.

This book broke my heart

I like Holden Caufield

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