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2.71 AVERAGE
2.71 AVERAGE
Ok but why was this book actually kind of sweet?? lol
Is it wacky? I mean, of course. But it wasn’t a bad time at all. It’s short, but I thought it was a good length for what it was. I cared relatively about the characters and their relationships. I was endlessly intrigued as the plot picked up. The writing wasn’t phenomenal, but it really didn’t need to be. Stars mostly for creativity. Definitely took me to..another world
Is it wacky? I mean, of course. But it wasn’t a bad time at all. It’s short, but I thought it was a good length for what it was. I cared relatively about the characters and their relationships. I was endlessly intrigued as the plot picked up. The writing wasn’t phenomenal, but it really didn’t need to be. Stars mostly for creativity. Definitely took me to..another world
That’s a hard No from me. Seems like some perverted guy “thought” he has a story idea, but no.... absolutely not. I just don’t see how this author has more than one “book” out. It isn’t even really a book, more like a pamphlet of a bunch of no.
This book was absolutely what I thought it would be. Ridiculous, poorly written, not particularly entertaining. I feel the need to take a shower after reading it. I’m 100% positive I’ve read better fanfiction for free. A waste of $6.99, however, I know I would have never been satisfied had I not read it for myself. So, why not give it a read? See what you think.
umm huhh hmm uhhh umm hmm OKAY
will need a hot second? day? year? decade to process that
will need a hot second? day? year? decade to process that
A short, bitter-sweet love story told through a Bizarro filter. It deals with how far one would go for love as well as how one deals with love's loss. That is not bad for a story that is centered around finding the entrance to the Netherworld in one's lover's nether-region.
*Rant incoming*
I'll tell you why I am giving this 5⭐: my brain is too shocked to fully process this bizarre thing. Rating might lower to 1 or 2⭐ as soon as I regain cognitive function.
I picked this book because of its cover. Did I know a thing about it? No. Do I wish I did? No. Clearly, knowing would have ill prepared me more than going into this blind.
I am going to let you, my dear poor human being reading this for some weird reason find out it's bizarreness on your own if you dare, I'll just say this:
- it's not an erotic novel;
- wherever you think this is going, you are wrong;
- Stacy is a bitch;
- Steve is an idiot;
- This thing has its own lore.
I am not kidding. A 100 page story about a haunted vagina has: a love story, an adventure story, an Stockholm Syndrome story, and a little mythology explaining it all. In just 100 pages.
I'll wake up in the morning and assume it was all a dream because I can't have read this.
Also, I kinda want a full adaptation to anime. It'd be gloriously bizarre.
I'll tell you why I am giving this 5⭐: my brain is too shocked to fully process this bizarre thing. Rating might lower to 1 or 2⭐ as soon as I regain cognitive function.
I picked this book because of its cover. Did I know a thing about it? No. Do I wish I did? No. Clearly, knowing would have ill prepared me more than going into this blind.
I am going to let you, my dear poor human being reading this for some weird reason find out it's bizarreness on your own if you dare, I'll just say this:
- it's not an erotic novel;
- wherever you think this is going, you are wrong;
- Stacy is a bitch;
- Steve is an idiot;
- This thing has its own lore.
I am not kidding. A 100 page story about a haunted vagina has: a love story, an adventure story, an Stockholm Syndrome story, and a little mythology explaining it all. In just 100 pages.
I'll wake up in the morning and assume it was all a dream because I can't have read this.
Also, I kinda want a full adaptation to anime. It'd be gloriously bizarre.
To be honest, I started it cause I thought it will be a funny one but I was very disappointed. It's written a bit like a short fic from one of those fic sites. Also, I honestly got angry with the MCs so there's not much, for me at least, to like in this book.
Read this as a challenge with my book club and certainly wouldn’t have read it otherwise. My rating is based on the fact that this genre isn’t meant to have a significant plot or any deep meaning, but despite that, I was completely entertained and blew through it. Would not recommend for the feint of heart, but if you want to read something SUPER weird with your friends, go for it.