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2.71 AVERAGE
2.71 AVERAGE
I am left wondering what the fuck did I just read.
About two years ago, my friend Monica gave me the key into the world of Bizarro fiction by lending me The Baby Jesus Butt Plug by Carlton Mellick III. Afterwards, I decided to venture home into other worlds of bizarro writers through internet stories by "famous" underground writers of punk literature. Carlton Mellick III, however, has been my favorite.
After The Baby Jesus Butt Plug I tried his other book, The Menstruating Mall. The book was just as bizarre as the first one.
Now after reading The Haunted Vagina I wonder what's left for Mellick. The book was a fun, but quick, read. However, it seemed as if the writer has become disenchanted with his genre. I just didn't feel that the book lived up to his normality of strangeness and the lack of wonder was greatly noticed.
What happens to you when your girlfriend's vagina is the gateway to a ghost world where a three-dimensional anime-esque ghost girl walks around naked and playing equals sex?
It's something I'd rather not think about again.
After The Baby Jesus Butt Plug I tried his other book, The Menstruating Mall. The book was just as bizarre as the first one.
Now after reading The Haunted Vagina I wonder what's left for Mellick. The book was a fun, but quick, read. However, it seemed as if the writer has become disenchanted with his genre. I just didn't feel that the book lived up to his normality of strangeness and the lack of wonder was greatly noticed.
What happens to you when your girlfriend's vagina is the gateway to a ghost world where a three-dimensional anime-esque ghost girl walks around naked and playing equals sex?
It's something I'd rather not think about again.
⭐️ 2.0 stars! ⭐️
As much as it was kind of weird, it wasn’t all that rememberable, probably due to it being so short. I also think that the synopsis of the book gives too much away which spoiled it quite a bit for me. it was fun at parts, but in a “hahaha this is so fucking stupid” kind of way. the writing was boring though.
As much as it was kind of weird, it wasn’t all that rememberable, probably due to it being so short. I also think that the synopsis of the book gives too much away which spoiled it quite a bit for me. it was fun at parts, but in a “hahaha this is so fucking stupid” kind of way. the writing was boring though.
Fun story about an alternate universe that exists inside a girls vagina/uterus. This is a very quick read and full of laughs and tender moments. I enjoy a lot of Bizarro books because they really take you out of the realm of the ordinary.
i love me some weird read. who knew it'd turn into a heartwarming love story.
look, don't ask me. my friend showed this to me and i could not avert my eyes. this is not only the first book I've read in a month, but actually the first piece of media overall since i haven't watched any movies or shows either. i think i was trying to see if it would shock my system so bad i would die. this did not happen, but at certain points in the book i wished it would have.
despite all the obvious bad things i could say, besides the parts that made me want to burn my brain out, there were parts of the book that actually felt somewhat moving, poignant even - like the loneliness of the ghost world and its inhabitants. those parts were like little pearls shining through ghost pussy worlds and cum lakes. i guess there's a point to be made about humanity and storytelling here. i don't want to make it though.
beyond that, the book offers invaluable insight into the cishetero psyche. the final lines being "That’s another thing I always hated about Stacy. She’d always cut me off in the middle of a conversation for the sake of being dramatic."? someone could write a gender studies paper about this, i think. i don't know. I'm a STEM student.
final statement: absolutely do not read this ❤
despite all the obvious bad things i could say, besides the parts that made me want to burn my brain out, there were parts of the book that actually felt somewhat moving, poignant even - like the loneliness of the ghost world and its inhabitants. those parts were like little pearls shining through ghost pussy worlds and cum lakes. i guess there's a point to be made about humanity and storytelling here. i don't want to make it though.
beyond that, the book offers invaluable insight into the cishetero psyche. the final lines being "That’s another thing I always hated about Stacy. She’d always cut me off in the middle of a conversation for the sake of being dramatic."? someone could write a gender studies paper about this, i think. i don't know. I'm a STEM student.
final statement: absolutely do not read this ❤
adventurous
dark
fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven:
A mix
Strong character development:
N/A
Loveable characters:
No
Diverse cast of characters:
N/A
Flaws of characters a main focus:
Yes
I’d like to thank alex for this recommendation. I gave it 5 stars because I literally just bought it and devoured it in an hour. The author is hilarious and I’m looking forward to reading more of his work.
Obviously, by the title you can get the gist of the story line. This gal has a haunted vagina. She has the boyfriend of the year though and talks him into going to explore her haunted vagina to see what’s happening. He’s terrified, but he loves her. How sweet right?! It gets complicated while he’s in exploring and I don’t want to say spoilers so I’ll leave it at that.
This book was fun, you should totally read it.
Obviously, by the title you can get the gist of the story line. This gal has a haunted vagina. She has the boyfriend of the year though and talks him into going to explore her haunted vagina to see what’s happening. He’s terrified, but he loves her. How sweet right?! It gets complicated while he’s in exploring and I don’t want to say spoilers so I’ll leave it at that.
This book was fun, you should totally read it.
why did this person think it was a good idea to sit down and write this and then who in their right mind agreed to publish it??? nonetheless, this book changed me as a person even if i was peer pressured into reading it.