some of the stories are 5/5, but most are around 3.25-3.5/5

this was a better collection than Night Shift fite me

TRAUMA!

Why do I even bother

It doesn't take the crown away from my favorite King short story collection (Skeleton Crew), but there are enough solid entries in this book to give it a positive recommendation.

A Lovecraft tale, a couple of vampire stories, two tales that would be at home in an EC horror comic, and even a non-fiction piece on the Little League team King's son was a member of. Oh, how could I forget the story, Home Delivery. King takes on a zombie tale that could be set in the world of George Romero.
dark emotional mysterious tense slow-paced
dark tense slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: N/A
slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: N/A
Strong character development: N/A
Loveable characters: No
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated

I'm sorry but who the FUCK let Stephen king publish his sherlock holmes fanfiction.

Also my witty oneliner is: I've read reddit threads better written and scarier than this

Haunting in everyway.
dark mysterious medium-paced