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3.6 AVERAGE
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This was written in a very gossip girl tmz style which made it a lot more entertaining to read but also meant that there was unnecessary cissexism, misogyny, and ableism.
A delightful collection of historical vignettes about princesses (and other royalty) with peculiar stories, put together in sections about madness and sex and war and so on. I got half way through, forgot it, and eventually found it again and finished, but it's the sort of book where it doesn't matter if you pick it up and put it down.
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If you think princesses just sit around waiting for princes, this book is here to shake things up. Princesses Behaving Badly is packed with real-life stories of royal women from all over the world who didn’t follow the fairy-tale script. Some grabbed power, some pulled the strings behind the scenes, and a few completely lost it. There are even warrior princesses—especially from non-European backgrounds—who went into battle and made history on their terms.
These aren’t your average tiara-wearing Disney types. They’re more Daenerys Targaryen than Cinderella—princesses who became pirates, warriors, and even army generals. One of them drank from the skulls of her enemies. That’s the level we’re talking about.
The book delivers bite-sized stories, just 3–5 pages each, written in a chatty, easygoing style. It’s super readable and great if you want a quick hit of badass history without having to dive into a 500-page academic tome. The timeline spans way back—like 3,500 years ago with Hatshepsut of Egypt—to the 1990s and early 2000s, featuring names like Sofka Dolgorouky (a Communist princess who helped save Jews during the Holocaust) and the ever-iconic Princess Margaret, Queen Elizabeth II’s younger sister.
What works is how global it feels. McRobbie goes out of her way to include princesses from everywhere—Europe, the Middle East, Asia, Africa, even Iceland and Greenland. It’s refreshing. And yes, there’s some welcome queer representation too, like Christina of Sweden, who seemed to prefer women and may have been transgender.
I picked this up because I love history, but I’m tired of hearing about the same group of men over and over again. You can name a million male figures from any period, but women? They get squeezed into the margins like bonus trivia. This book tries to change that—and in many ways, it does a great job.
That said, the structure is a bit of a mess. The stories are grouped by labels like “warriors,” “schemers,” “madwomen,” “floozies,” and so on—and honestly, it doesn’t make a lot of sense. So many of these categories overlap (aren’t all of them survivors in some way?). It ends up feeling more gimmicky than helpful. I wish the book had organised the stories by period or region instead. That would've made it easier to follow and added more historical context.
There are a few other hiccups. The language can be outdated (like calling Romani people “gypsies”), and the author tends to judge beauty by today’s standards, which feels unnecessary—especially when only the European princesses get that kind of attention. Also, the way she tells a legendary version of someone’s life for a few paragraphs before going, “actually, that’s not what happened,” gets repetitive fast.
Still, I had fun reading this. It’s a great intro to all the wild, wonderful, and weird ways women have left their mark on history. If you’re a middle or high school student bored to tears in history class, or if you’re just starting to dig into feminist history, this one’s worth picking up.
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This book was very interesting. My only problem was the un-necessary breakdown of the already small chapters into sub-chapters. This caused a break in the reading that stopped the flow. The history of the world is full of some crazy ladies! :)
Liked the longer descriptions most of the time, but some felt repetitive and some of the words chosen felt clunky. Noticeable trend towards recognizing European princesses/queens. I don't think I like the style of "anthological mini-biographies." I find them much too unspecific in what categories they sort into, and would rather read a full account of the life of someone interesting.