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Clusterfuck by Carlton Mellick III

euzie's review against another edition

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4.0

A bunch of frat bros go into some caves. Very f**king funny, full of genuine scares (the feeling of claustrophobia felt real, i'm talking Descent real...well OK, Descent 2 (The Descent was a really good movie)

When i picked it up I didn't realise that it was a sort of sequel to Apeshit, which I enjoyed so this was a pleasant surprise. Mellick, as usual, pushes the envelope. Every time I thought I knew where the story was going...Mellick pulled out another surprise.

cammaleahh's review against another edition

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adventurous dark funny tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0


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twerkingtobeethoven's review against another edition

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4.0

So there's this group of frat guys planning on going caving for the sole purpose of getting laid...in a cave, of all places. One of them, "EXTREME! Dean", has been the victim of a particularly mean practical joke. Only, given he's not the brightest bulb on the chandelier, he's utterly oblivious about said...hormonal prank. So anyway, the guys are joined by three girls, one of them is a bulimic bipolar chick who enjoys...er...cooking for her acquaintances (I won't be going into details as...no...just no, I had to laugh anyway, Mellick you sick fuck, you!), then there's your generic piece of ass fancied by just about every bloke, and her sister Marta, nicknamed "Giant Gonzalez" for, I guess, obvious reasons. Needless to say, everything goes south pretty much from the start. Right, if you enjoy Edward Lee's sickest shit, this is the book for you. Four amused stars.

darkcoffeelover81's review against another edition

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adventurous dark funny lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

4.0

ollie_lee's review against another edition

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5.0

The most extreme adventure I have ever read, Bro! A group of Frat brothers decide to go caving with a group of sorority sisters. No of them really have a clue about caving or what they are doing. Things go from bad to worse very fast. The story seemed stupid and immature at first but was surprisingly well thought out and had some fun twists. I can not wait to get my hands on another Carlton Mellick III book!

wendigo's review against another edition

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adventurous dark funny fast-paced

5.0

ginabaneena's review against another edition

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4.0

Well. This was... extreme!

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4.0

Well. This was... extreme!

ginathebibliohoe's review

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4.0

Well. This was... extreme!