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angeliquejordonna's review
adventurous
dark
funny
medium-paced
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
3.75
qyou's review
2.0
This was my second ever bizarro book. It was the only thing I asked my best friend to get me for my 17th birthday. Of course no book stores around here carry books like this so she had to ask them to special order it. What a good friend she was.
It's written and styled like a children's book with large text, simple dialogue, and cute pictures.
A couple adopt a baby jesus butt plug...a living butt plug. They name it Bobby and it likes them. Everything is going well and then the butt plug crucifies itself and becomes a music box? Whoa. Then suddenly zombies and closet sex.
I'm not sure I can think of a better way to explain it. So you're just going to have to read it yourself and then when you're drunk and/or trying to out-weird or impress friends/acquaintances you can proudly tell them that on your bookshelf lives a book called Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Not saying I've done this but I totally have and it totally works.
It's written and styled like a children's book with large text, simple dialogue, and cute pictures.
A couple adopt a baby jesus butt plug...a living butt plug. They name it Bobby and it likes them. Everything is going well and then the butt plug crucifies itself and becomes a music box? Whoa. Then suddenly zombies and closet sex.
I'm not sure I can think of a better way to explain it. So you're just going to have to read it yourself and then when you're drunk and/or trying to out-weird or impress friends/acquaintances you can proudly tell them that on your bookshelf lives a book called Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Not saying I've done this but I totally have and it totally works.
jeanne25's review
3.0
What can I say? Very unique, like a twilight zone episode on drugs? It was not at all what I expected and I found it quite humorous. I had some laugh out loud moments.
findingmontauk1's review against another edition
2.0
I desperately wanted to love this one. But you can't win them all, I suppose. I think this would have been a lot better had it been a longer book as it was quite short and read in about 20 minutes or so. But it had some hilarious scenes and great dialogue. So I'm gonna go with 2.5 on this... it's worth reading for sure, but I just know it's not his best... the preface/author foreword is EXCELLENT as well!
dabnor's review against another edition
3.0
Strange book, but then again you'll probably guess that from the title. It's an entertaining read that you'll probably be able to easily get through in a single sitting
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