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The Red by Tiffany Reisz
4.0
This was actually so good. The spice was spicingš„š„š„š¶š¶š¶ I was thoroughly entertained by each encounter they had but my onlyyyy wish is that the ending couldāve been expanded on. If you want a good smut book this is for you š„µ
Swallowing Water by Siggy Shade
2.0
SIGGY PLEASEš I read this for my TikTok but I have to say Siggy is always so creative. I wish I knew how theyāre able to come up with this stuff.
Siggy really popped off with this quote ngl āYou are a queen. A woman worthy of worship, and you will bow to no manānot even me.ā PERIOD.
But then this quote happened. āI love the way your insides undulate around my cock.ā Heās talking about peristalsisāmuscle contractions the digestive system makes as food moves through its tract. My asshole clenches. Shit. Am I trying to digest his penis?ā And now I need grippy sock therapy.
Toxic Love by Blood Bound Books, Kristopher Triana
1.5
I only read this for my tiktok but was honestly laughing the whole book. Itās meant to gross you out and they definitely do the nastiest shit together.
The second this man inserted his dingdong into her 2 bullet wounds I was on the floor laughing my ass off.
The second this man inserted his dingdong into her 2 bullet wounds I was on the floor laughing my ass off.
Santa Steps Out: A Fairy Tale for Grown-Ups by Robert Devereaux
0.0
I only read this for my tiktok. Iām convinced this author just played cards against humanity to create the events of this story. You might think you know what this is about but you donāt.
Jizz candy canes
A tooth fairy that shits out coins
SAāing a reindeer
A sex addict rapist Easter bunny
An unfaithful child grooming Santa
Mrs Claus getting an elf train on her
SA God as a baby????
These all had to have come from night terrors.
Jizz candy canes
A tooth fairy that shits out coins
SAāing a reindeer
A sex addict rapist Easter bunny
An unfaithful child grooming Santa
Mrs Claus getting an elf train on her
SA God as a baby????
These all had to have come from night terrors.
Dead Love by Audrey Rush
0.0
WHOLE REVIEW IS SPOILERS****
Iām sorry what in the hell did I just read? I hate to be this person but I have to rant. First off her mom? Crazy. I understand being sheltered but youāre telling me kora only spoke to two men her entire life? She doesnāt let her out of her sight ever. Itās just not believable to me. Sheās an adult. Canāt go hangout with her ONE friend, has to wear matching clothes with her mom, not allowed to go to college she got a full scholarship to, had to be home schooled, doesnāt know how to use the computer, her mom picks what she watches, the list goes on. Her mom also tried to say that she shouldnāt go to her best friends funeral. āI donāt know if we can go honestly. Weāve been so busyā itās her best friends funeral what???? Her mom is like actually a psycho robot. Iām surprised Kora can shit in peace tbh. When she comes back after being kidnapped and has short hair her mom even goes and cuts HER hair to be short too. Terrifying. Kora even loses her āphone privilegesā AT 21 YEARS OLD. Her dad is just as bad since he turns out to be a psycho power hungry corrupt sheriff murderer.
Vincent is also fucked in the head too. His motivations for all the shit he does is just ā???ā His brothers trying to overdose and this mf decided well since heās already trying to off himself I might as well justā¦. PEW PEW him in the head and cut up his arms. HUH???? And the shit he did to Kora? Weird. Wrapping her in plastic wrap like a mummy? Such a romantic guy I tell ya. Pretending sheās dead and fucking her in a casket? What a charmer. Making paintings using peoples cremated ashes? What an artist.
There is literally zero redeeming characters in the story. I hate them all. I barely even like Kora. I had to keep telling myself itās not her fault that she was brainwashed by her mom but like damn girl GROW A SPINE. Theyāre also pretty stupid too and all just piss me off. The fact that Vincent literally called her and said āthe person who almost killed me last night was Andrew and youāre in dangerā and miss girl just ignored it and went on a date with him anyway?????? I HATE THIS. Then her mom and Andrew concoct a plan to get Kora married to Andrew WITHOUT HER CONSENT?! He just signs the marriage license without her even knowing???? āAll we need is her signature but I can sign it for herā NOT HOW THAT WORKS I HATE THIS SO MUCH.
Vincent saying āMy blood boiled. Adrenaline surged through me, making my fingertips tingle. Visions filled my head: Sheas blood smeared on a white tiled floor. Sheriff Mike with a gunshot wound in his chest, the blood pulling out beneath him. Andrews head on a stick, his limbs chopped from his body. All of their flesh incinerating in the retorts until they were nothing but a pile of bones.ā SAME BITCH SAME!!!!!!! PERFECTLY SAID. The one thing Iāve agreed with in this entire book.
I am glad that the piece of shit murderers got what they deserved in the end but why the hell are they burning the bodies in a plain old fire when heās literally the owner of a funeral home and has a crematory 5 feet away??? Nothing makes sense in this book. Everything that happened 98% of the book just enraged me to a point that I think I shouldāve checked my blood pressure.
Iām sorry what in the hell did I just read? I hate to be this person but I have to rant. First off her mom? Crazy. I understand being sheltered but youāre telling me kora only spoke to two men her entire life? She doesnāt let her out of her sight ever. Itās just not believable to me. Sheās an adult. Canāt go hangout with her ONE friend, has to wear matching clothes with her mom, not allowed to go to college she got a full scholarship to, had to be home schooled, doesnāt know how to use the computer, her mom picks what she watches, the list goes on. Her mom also tried to say that she shouldnāt go to her best friends funeral. āI donāt know if we can go honestly. Weāve been so busyā itās her best friends funeral what???? Her mom is like actually a psycho robot. Iām surprised Kora can shit in peace tbh. When she comes back after being kidnapped and has short hair her mom even goes and cuts HER hair to be short too. Terrifying. Kora even loses her āphone privilegesā AT 21 YEARS OLD. Her dad is just as bad since he turns out to be a psycho power hungry corrupt sheriff murderer.
Vincent is also fucked in the head too. His motivations for all the shit he does is just ā???ā His brothers trying to overdose and this mf decided well since heās already trying to off himself I might as well justā¦. PEW PEW him in the head and cut up his arms. HUH???? And the shit he did to Kora? Weird. Wrapping her in plastic wrap like a mummy? Such a romantic guy I tell ya. Pretending sheās dead and fucking her in a casket? What a charmer. Making paintings using peoples cremated ashes? What an artist.
There is literally zero redeeming characters in the story. I hate them all. I barely even like Kora. I had to keep telling myself itās not her fault that she was brainwashed by her mom but like damn girl GROW A SPINE. Theyāre also pretty stupid too and all just piss me off. The fact that Vincent literally called her and said āthe person who almost killed me last night was Andrew and youāre in dangerā and miss girl just ignored it and went on a date with him anyway?????? I HATE THIS. Then her mom and Andrew concoct a plan to get Kora married to Andrew WITHOUT HER CONSENT?! He just signs the marriage license without her even knowing???? āAll we need is her signature but I can sign it for herā NOT HOW THAT WORKS I HATE THIS SO MUCH.
Vincent saying āMy blood boiled. Adrenaline surged through me, making my fingertips tingle. Visions filled my head: Sheas blood smeared on a white tiled floor. Sheriff Mike with a gunshot wound in his chest, the blood pulling out beneath him. Andrews head on a stick, his limbs chopped from his body. All of their flesh incinerating in the retorts until they were nothing but a pile of bones.ā SAME BITCH SAME!!!!!!! PERFECTLY SAID. The one thing Iāve agreed with in this entire book.
I am glad that the piece of shit murderers got what they deserved in the end but why the hell are they burning the bodies in a plain old fire when heās literally the owner of a funeral home and has a crematory 5 feet away??? Nothing makes sense in this book. Everything that happened 98% of the book just enraged me to a point that I think I shouldāve checked my blood pressure.
Captain Rourke by Helena Newbury
5.0
1,000,000,000āļø I thought nothing could top Alaska Wild but Miss Helena did it again and now this is my NUMBER 1 FAV. There is so much adventure, danger, tension, romance I was on the edge of my seat!! My babies went through hell. Trying to find a sunken treasure in order to cure a mysterious illness in her bloodline. Not only did they have to face dangers under the sea but above as well. They werenāt the only ones after the treasure. It was life or death that she find the cure to this illness.
These characters have scars, they have trauma and have to to face their fears. I donāt think Iāve ever cried in a book like I did for 2 specific scenes from this book. Those scenes were so raw and real and heartbreaking that I was sobbing. (There is a HEA donāt worry)! Rourke is the most grumpy of all grumpys and sheās your ultimate sunshine. They would go through anything to get this cure. There is never a dull moment in this book. Their romance is so beautiful. Tension is off the chartsš„I suggest everyone reads this book because this author is a genius and this book is a masterpiece just like Alaska Wild.
If Helena Newbury has a 1,000,000 fans I am one of them. If she has 1 fan that is me. If she has no fans then I am dead.
*warning: If you canāt handle reading about deep dark water be advised*
These characters have scars, they have trauma and have to to face their fears. I donāt think Iāve ever cried in a book like I did for 2 specific scenes from this book. Those scenes were so raw and real and heartbreaking that I was sobbing. (There is a HEA donāt worry)! Rourke is the most grumpy of all grumpys and sheās your ultimate sunshine. They would go through anything to get this cure. There is never a dull moment in this book. Their romance is so beautiful. Tension is off the chartsš„I suggest everyone reads this book because this author is a genius and this book is a masterpiece just like Alaska Wild.
If Helena Newbury has a 1,000,000 fans I am one of them. If she has 1 fan that is me. If she has no fans then I am dead.
*warning: If you canāt handle reading about deep dark water be advised*
You Are Mine by Jenika Snow
3.5
I think this one was definitely better than the first one because what the first one lacked this one had which was conflict. It had more substance. There was a problem that needed a solution. They were absolutely dramatic about it though. Talking about āWarāš They acted like he was a serial killer
Rock Chick by Kristen Ashley
3.0
I forgot this series existed and distinctly remember the cover but couldnāt recall anything about it. Letās just say it was definitelyā¦interesting. Tbh idk what I saw in it?
Sometimes the FMC said the most oddball things like āgrrā and ādone itttā which Iām trying not to cringe at but itās bringing middle school ptsd flashbacks. It did get good whenever we got to a scene with lee. I loved lee and would like him to be amazon shipped to me pronto. Possessive men ā Heās probably what saved this book from a 2āļø tbh.
I think the ādangerā scenes shouldāve been longer. They all happen too quickly and itās just done and over with. Iād like it better if they were stretched out. Blink and youāll miss em. But this book is mainly just silly entertainment and not to be taken so seriously.
If you took the book, removed the cringe and roughed it up Iād probably like it a lot more. Most people who get kidnapped multiple times and shot at donāt go about their day suntanning and doing yard work as if itās just a normal Sunday.
The FMC got on my nerves quite frequently. Sheās basically thing 1 and thing 2 meaning she neverrrrr listens. The whole time Iām just yelling STAY IN THE CARRRRRR. Her intelligence is questionable after the choices she makes. Sheās also pretty disrespectful towards Lee in regards to their relationship. Why are you flirting with other men in front of him?? Especially when heās expressed how much he doesnāt like it.
But If you like reading a best friends brother romance with mildly cringy words and some pretty silly danger hereās your book!
Sometimes the FMC said the most oddball things like āgrrā and ādone itttā which Iām trying not to cringe at but itās bringing middle school ptsd flashbacks. It did get good whenever we got to a scene with lee. I loved lee and would like him to be amazon shipped to me pronto. Possessive men ā Heās probably what saved this book from a 2āļø tbh.
I think the ādangerā scenes shouldāve been longer. They all happen too quickly and itās just done and over with. Iād like it better if they were stretched out. Blink and youāll miss em. But this book is mainly just silly entertainment and not to be taken so seriously.
If you took the book, removed the cringe and roughed it up Iād probably like it a lot more. Most people who get kidnapped multiple times and shot at donāt go about their day suntanning and doing yard work as if itās just a normal Sunday.
The FMC got on my nerves quite frequently. Sheās basically thing 1 and thing 2 meaning she neverrrrr listens. The whole time Iām just yelling STAY IN THE CARRRRRR. Her intelligence is questionable after the choices she makes. Sheās also pretty disrespectful towards Lee in regards to their relationship. Why are you flirting with other men in front of him?? Especially when heās expressed how much he doesnāt like it.
But If you like reading a best friends brother romance with mildly cringy words and some pretty silly danger hereās your book!
Twisted King by Ria Wilde
5.0
This duet was phenomenal. It reminds me of a ātamerā version the cat and mouse duet but completely different at the same time. I was totally invested, it had be squealing and crying and wanting more. I feel like there needs to be a 3rd book, thereās questions I still have and feel like itās not done!
I highlyyyy recommend this duet if you love possessive men, danger/violence, a bada$$ FMC, revenge, burn the world down for her, spicy booksš„
I highlyyyy recommend this duet if you love possessive men, danger/violence, a bada$$ FMC, revenge, burn the world down for her, spicy booksš„