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The Garden of Eden by Ernest Hemingway

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4.0

i know men who would do unspeakable things to be in a throuple with their insane girlboy wife who they hate and a random woman they both met on their honeymoon. 3.5 or 4. idk. who gives a fuck anymore.
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

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4.0

cautionary tale about how pretty and youthful white boys harbor evil, grotesque souls that cannot be saved by any amount of opium or repentance 

(well written and definitely had its moments as a beloved classic, but i’m knocking a star off because most of the time while i was reading i truly just did not gaf 😭)