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How Not to Ask a Boy to Prom by S.J. Goslee

loverwithadollarsign's review against another edition

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  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes

1.0

The main character was just so irritating to me. I hate him. 

wtedwards24's review

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funny hopeful lighthearted fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.75

charms817's review against another edition

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funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character

3.0

eringow's review against another edition

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emotional funny lighthearted medium-paced

3.5

megamind's review against another edition

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2.0

I read this all in one go and it’s 1 am now so did I like the book? Sure it was cute and Bern is fun. I wish there was more to the characters but I got what I expected.

laura_cs's review against another edition

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4.0

I received an ARC of this title from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

This is the story of how not to ask a boy to prom. Especially how not to ask a boy you'd never dream of asking to prom to go to prom with you. Especially how not to ask a boy you'd never dream of asking to prom to go to prom with you when you weren't even planning on going to prom in the first place.

Nolan Grant Sheffield (Two last names, no hyphen) is a pretty laid back, chill guy. Loves art, narwhals, plants, his cat, his adopted family, his best friend Evie. He's still dealing a bit with having been in foster care as well as being openly gay, but he's got everyone he needs and he likes to take life easy.

Then his sister, Daphne: 1: is dumped by her boyfriend, 2: decides that if she can't be happy and go to prom with a guy, then her baby bro sure is.

Thus how Nolan gets thrust headfirst into asking out a boy to prom. But when his sister's planned "prom-posal" goes wrong, Nolan is saved from humiliation by the least likely person: bad boy Bern, with his tattoos, his motorcycle, and a chip on his shoulder following his break-up. Now, Nolan and Bern are fake-dating. What could possibly go wrong?

A cute, queer fake-dating novel for those who loved "To All the Boys I've Loved Before" and "What If It's Us?".

princessklee's review against another edition

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funny lighthearted medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes

4.25

christiana's review against another edition

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3.0

Things About This Book That Gave Me Pause
*It's a book with a gay teen protag but not really a book I think would be a good fit for a gay teen looking for book recommendations. This book was fun, but too breezy and detail-glossy for me to think it's a book a gay teen would see themself in.
*I still don't know which character is Si and which is Bern on the cover based on the descriptions throughout the book (this is something that confounded me from almost the very beginning and I never got closure on).
*I almost gave up on this book at the beginning because it was hitting me over the head with how much Nolan liked narwhals. Like, he is described pretty well throughout as a full realized character, so I don't know why we quadrupled down on HEY DID YOU KNOW NOLAN LIKES NARWHALS??????

nyeran's review against another edition

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4.0

Which, for the record, I am nothing like an hipster at all. I have an appreciation for art that sometimes includes the absurd, but my outfits are born out of incredible laziness, not any sense of style. All my ugliness is a side effect of being too tired to care.

Questo libro mi è piaciuto più di quanto mi sarebbe piaciuto se l'avessi letto in qualsiasi altro momento. Devo ringraziare il season finale di Roswell, New Mexico, quindi.

♠ È vero, spesso i monologhi interiori di Nolan si avvicinavano pericolosamente al delirio pretenzioso del io sono sensibile, al gente non mi capisce perché sono diverso e speciale, e sono un nerd del cazzo che non riesce a parlare di altro se non di quanto è nerd, i miei amici sono speciali come me e la gente è brutta e cattiva. Si avvicina ma non supera la linea, Nolan è una persona normale, nerd e socialmente inetta certo, ma normale. I suoi pensieri non ti fanno roteare gli occhi e imprecare tutti i santi conosciuti contemporaneamente. Inizialmente però Nolan si sente un po' superiore, non lo dice esplicitamente o con arroganza, ma è così e quando gli amici di Bern glielo fanno notare non si mette sulla difensiva perché 'voi non mi capite bla bla bla' ma accetta, seppur riluttante, la loro opinione e prova a fare meglio. Mi ha ricordato moltissimo il Sam di T.J.Klune.

♠ Comunque, è palese che la Goslee scriva fanfiction, anche senza leggere la sua bio nel profilo, perché ha azzeccato il trope alla perfezione. C'è tutto, pianificare i dialoghi e gli atteggiamenti per essere sicuri che chi di dovere veda e sappia, i sentimenti che non devono nascere ma eccoli qua, gli amici che non sanno che è una finzione e non devono saperlo, le famiglie che per una volta non sono disfunzionali ma piene di amore. 
Però qualcosa non ha funzionato, tanto per cominciare la brevità della storia non ha permesso un approfondimento curato dei personaggi e non si capisce se Bern sia bisessuale, sappiamo che al primo anno ha chiesto a Nolan di uscire e lui l'ha scacciato fraintendendolo però poi ha frequentato una ragazza per due anni e la loro rottura ha scatenato il fake-dating ma quindi? Ira è stato innamorato di Nolan per tutto questo tempo? Sembra strano visto che dopo la rottura con Gia viene visto con gli occhi rossi di pianto, ma quindi quando si è innamorato di Nolan tanto da rimanerci male quando lui ecide di interrompere la finzione? Ecco queste cose non vengono spiegate, approfondite, chiarite e ok, il libro è spensierato e divertente però un po' vuoto di tutto il resto. 

jackiehorne's review against another edition

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4.0

Fun first person gay teen fake dating story. Not much backstory here; mostly dialogue and interior POV narration of anxious nonconformist junior Nolan, adopted as a teen, who is constantly low-level bullied by his het and "normal" classmates. Early in the story, Nolan's adopted sister, bossy senior Daphne, kind-bullies him into asking cute senior Si (the only out gay football player in school) to the prom. Only Nolan's classmate Bern, recently ugly-broken-up-with by longtime girlfriend Gia, butts in and accepts Nolan's silent request (Daphne made him a banner saying "GO TO PROM WITH ME?" so inarticulate Nolan wouldn't even have to speak). Bern implies that he and Nolan will be fake-dating, to show Gia that Bern isn't crushed by her rejection, which Nolan, who tends to go along to get along, goes along with, even though Bern was one of the ones who bullied him freshman year. Only maybe Nolan might have defensively misread that interaction? Maybe Bern actually likes him just a little?

Loved Goslee's/Nolan's narrative voice—spot on for a self-focused, cluelessness, queer, and deeply unconventional adolescent. And loved Nolan's adopted family, quirky and loving as he is. Sweet without being at all sentimental or cloying. Lovely, too, to have a mc teen whose bisexuality isn't made a big deal of, it just is.